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I Sat There Thinking

curlyhairedpreacher — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:40:48 +0000

1. I sat there thinking “What can God do with me?”

I’m nothing I’m nobody

I know only little bits of this ‘n ‘that

Enough to get me by

I made a commitment to do God’s will

But I don’t know what that is.

2. I sat there thinking “How can God use me?”

Still nothing still nobody

I know a bit more and I put it to use

But still enough to just get by

I’ve kept my commitment to do God’s will

But His will still doesn’t make sense to me.

3. I sat there thinking “Oh WOW! How God is using me!”

I see it now

He uses my talents,

The ones He’s given me

The commitment I made was His will

To tell others of His son.

4. I sat there thinking “Please let God use you.”

You can do so much without Him

But you can do so much more with Him.

Use the talents God’s given you

There their for a purpose only God can see

You’ll see in heaven the whole perfect picture

And then you’ll understand.

Coco

curlyhairedpreacher — Fri, 25 May 2007 14:20:13 +0000

SAVE THE EARTH!!!!!!! its the only one with chocolate.

I found this in one of my many google searches, and when I read it I could so see my mom and sisters doing this.

Think About It

curlyhairedpreacher — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:08:37 +0000

Do you ever wonder what goes through peoples minds when you walk up on one of their conversations? Are they thinking, Oh here comes the nut job, the know it all. What does he or she want? Well what ever goes through there head it could be good, but I’m betting most of it is not very nice. For all you out there who read this post, most of the time when people walk up on a conversation that I am in, I think, “How can I meet their need?, How can I be of help to them? Now I’m not saying that I’m perfect but I hope this starts you all thinking about what goes through your heads. Is it nice or very mean? Please be thinking about this it will save you from saying something stupid.

Here I Am

curlyhairedpreacher — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:13:46 +0000

Hey folks been awhile. Just thought I would let you all know that I drove down and back from Branson. It was really cool!!!!! So everybody knows I TOPPED 108mph or something like that. THAT WAS REALLY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I hope this is a satisfactory blog to everybody.

Trunk Monkey

curlyhairedpreacher — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:37:07 +0000

you people out there really need to see this!!!!!!!

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/81/1/

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/75/1/

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/

I hope you enjoy these.

curlyhairedpreacher — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 23:32:56 +0000

So Sorry about the first link in the last post. It now WORKS

Nuthin Much

curlyhairedpreacher — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:23:13 +0000

Anybody out there interested in Gunbelts like in the old western movies. Here’s acouple of links that you all will enjoy: http://www.cowboyactiongunleather.com/, http://www.kirkpatrickleather.com/index_ow.htm hope you enjoy these.

Another Joke

curlyhairedpreacher — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:05:39 +0000

A C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “watch this!” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.

The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said “What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”

The C-130 pilot chuckled, “I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll.”

another blonde joke ———The Winning Question

curlyhairedpreacher — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:56:37 +0000

A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
pushover. It was, “Which of the following species of bi rds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it:

A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo

D) the vulture

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. The woman hoped she would not have to use it because … Her friend was, well ..blonde.

She had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde respo nded unhesitatingly: “That’s
easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.”

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not
help but be persuaded.

“I need an answer,” said Regis.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, “C: The cuckoo.”

“Is that your final answer?”

“Yes, that is my final answer.”

Two minutes later, Regis said, “That answer is ….

Absolutely correct!! You are now a millionaire!”

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for

her family and friends, including the blonde who had

helped her win the million dollars.

“Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you,” said the contestant. “How did you happen to know the right answer?”

“Oh, come on,” said the blonde.. “Everybody knows that cuckoos don’t build nests. They live in clocks.”

A Really Cool Blond Joke ——- Football FINALLY makes sense……….

curlyhairedpreacher — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:36:12 +0000

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really
liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big
muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked,

“What do you mean?”

She said “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!