another blonde joke ———The Winning Question

A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
pushover. It was, “Which of the following species of bi rds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it:

A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo

D) the vulture

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. The woman hoped she would not have to use it because … Her friend was, well ..blonde.

She had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde respo nded unhesitatingly: “That’s
easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.”

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not
help but be persuaded.

“I need an answer,” said Regis.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, “C: The cuckoo.”

“Is that your final answer?”

“Yes, that is my final answer.”

Two minutes later, Regis said, “That answer is ….

Absolutely correct!! You are now a millionaire!”

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for

her family and friends, including the blonde who had

helped her win the million dollars.

“Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you,” said the contestant. “How did you happen to know the right answer?”

“Oh, come on,” said the blonde.. “Everybody knows that cuckoos don’t build nests. They live in clocks.”

A Really Cool Blond Joke ——- Football FINALLY makes sense……….

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really
liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big
muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked,

“What do you mean?”

She said “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!